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Virtual Random Word Snail Racing Bonaza


A Racing Snail in a virtual race
Snails are not the fastest creatures on the planet, we all know this but that doesn’t mean that snail racing can’t be a high octane adrenaline filled fun ride and this is what this virtual snail racing event is all about. We will be pitting some world class snails against each other in the inaugural virtual snail racing world championships. Let’s first of all look at the competitors in this exciting event:

Our Snail Racing Competitors

Snail NameBioPicture
AlfredoAlfredo has battled long and hard to make his way here from humble beginnings in Peru. Alfredo the Racing Snail
JeffJeff is a simple snail with big dreams of becoming the world number one after this event Alfredo the Racing Snail
OliverOliver studied at Oxford but never felt at home in academia and dreams of becoming the #1 racing snail in the world Alfredo the Racing Snail
FrankFrank is a simple snail who likes a simple life. He just want’s to be able to provide for his family back at home. Alfredo the Racing Snail
SimonSimon would have a cool bio if I could think of anything interesting to write but I can’t so I’m sorry Simon, this is your bio. Alfredo the Racing Snail
KermitKermit suffers every day from having a namesake who is a puppet on Sesame Street. I can’t really think of anything more interesting to write here. Alfredo the Racing Snail

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